Hacked by Saudis

On November 15th, my website was hacked by citizens of Saudi Arabia. I have no information or proof to back up this statement other than the words “Saudi Arabia” that appeared in parentheses on the hacker’s calling card that took the place of my website and destroyed my electronic life. Such is the reputation of […]

VIDEO: The Professor of Rap = Grammy.

Did you know that the Professor of Rap deserves a Grammy? It’s true. He made a video about it and everything. You should check it out. It’s pretty neat. It’s right down there. Right below this — What you’re reading right now. Go look. Look at it. Right now, look at it. I’m not lying. […]

Why The Professor of Rap Deserves a Grammy

1) There are 110 Grammy awards. I deserve one of them. 2) My album is in the worthy tradition of the first Grammy Rap winner: DJ Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince (Will Smith) in 1989. 3) I sing all my own songs, unlike Milli Vanilli. 4) I have a great clothing designer. I would […]

Bubbles – Liner Notes

Everything about Michael Jackson’s life was problematic: his relations with his father, mother, siblings, fans, promoters, producers, financiers, investors, celebrities, record companies, Neverland employees. I believe that he was as loathed by the people who had to deal with him on a daily basis as he was anonymously loved by billions. People say he himself […]

Blessing for Artists – With Video

With holy water I do bless This website that’s among the best It’s got my rhymes and Brandon’s tunes It’ll have your money pretty soon. But now, for the next week, it’s free Art should be free in theory But often isn’t just because A corporation makes art laws And makes outlaws Of us all. […]

Infallible – Liner Notes

Throughout the Mass: Genuflect whenever approaching, leaving, or walking across the front of the altar, and whenever the priest does (unless you’re kneeling). When all get to the front of the altar and genuflect, the altar boy on the right takes the priest’s biretta from him (if he was wearing it) and puts it aside. […]

Hitchcock’s Women – Liner Notes

Tippi Hedren gave perhaps the single greatest performance in film history in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1962 film, “The Birds,” an apocalyptic tale about bird attacks on a small California coastal town, Bodega Bay. At the time, no moviegoer or Hitchcock fan knew that Hitch had a long history of sexual intimidation, compulsive humiliation and obsessive filth-talk […]