Please Remove Your Children From The Computer.

Posted by: The Adjunct of Funk on September 18, 2010

Oh, hey there! Long time, no see. Yeah, I missed you, too. Oh, I’m fine. How have you been? Oh yeah? Yeah? Wow, that’s really interest– Uh huh. Yeah, well– Um, look, hold on– Wow, that’s terrible. I hope they find the giraffe… Yeah. Um, look–

Look. I didn’t ask for your whole life story. I was just being polite. Please stop talking.

I’m sorry. That was rude.

Look, um. Let me make it up to you. The Professor has got a brand new song for you!

Yes, just for you! No one else!

It’s really neat, actually. It’s called “Naomi.” It’s about Naomi Campbell. You know, that celebrity lady.

It’s ok. I’ll wait here while you Google her.

Back? Ok, great.

Well, as I said, the song’s called Naomi and you can download it for free at Bandcamp. It’s also the first Professor of Rap track to come with an explicit language warning, so please get the kids out of the room before you start blasting it through your speakers on infinite repeat.

I dunno, tell them to go down to the corner store or something. Give them a couple bucks. Tell them to pick up a Slurpee, I dunno. Do something parent-y.

Hey, did you know that “Naomi” is “I moan” spelled backwards? I think that’s pretty cool.

Ok, well, I’m gonna go get a Slurpee, or something. What do you think I do, blog about rap all day?

Ok, bye!

Love,
The Adjunct of Funk

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