I Hate You, James Franco.

Posted by: The Adjunct of Funk on November 26, 2010

You know who really grinds my gears? This James Franco kid. He thinks he’s all special with his degrees and his fame and his critically-acclaimed performances and his hair… I don’t like him very much!

I wish he would just go away. He’s making it difficult for us non-critically-acclaimed guys. I feel like I need a Golden Globe just to get a date these days.

The Professor doesn’t like Jimmy, either. So he made a rap bashing the Franconator:

Franco

If you don’t dislike Franco, you are a horrible person, and I hate you. But not as much as I hate Franco.

Franco. Just typing his name makes me want to chew my fingertips off.

I hate you, James Franco.

No! How did that get there!

Arrgh! I hate you even more sideways!

I DO NOT LIKE YOU IN A CHAIR

I DO NOT LIKE YOU WITH A BEAR

I DO NOT LIKE YOU ANYWH– Oh. Ok, that’s actually pretty funny.

Well played, Franco. Well played.

I still don’t like you, though.

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