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I Hate You, James Franco.

You know who really grinds my gears? This James Franco kid. He thinks he’s all special with his degrees and his fame and his critically-acclaimed performances and his hair… I don’t like him very much! I wish he would just go away. He’s making it difficult for us non-critically-acclaimed guys. I feel like I need […]

L@@K INSIDE!! YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON!!11 PLEASE HELP?

Dear Sir Madam, I am Mr.ADjunct ofFunk. I have the incidental courage of offering you most excellent reward for your recent exposition to the cause of PRofessor Rap. Please emigrate your internet to the nearest band-camp in regrets of purchasing without cost to you or your family (whomever I am foretold are most beautiful in […]

You will enjoy this if you are from NY or if you are not from NY.

Hey there, kiddies! The Professor of Rap’s got a brand new track for you to rub against your earlobes! It’s called A Season in Hell and it’s really funny! It’s about a cute little dog who is taking a nap, and then a precious kitten comes over and starts nuzzling his paws, and then the […]

Rap U: We Like Songs with Animals.

Here it is. The track you’ve all been waiting for. I’ll skip the usual blather and get right to the good stuff. The latest track in the weekly release parade leading up to “The Professor of Rap’s Dance Revolution” is… Do the Moose. Today happens to be the 2nd anniversary of the revival of Moose […]

Today on Rap U: A Song About a Cat.

The Professor sent me this song. I don’t think it’s rap. I’m also fairly certain that he’s not the person singing. In fact, I don’t think The Professor had anything to do with this track at all. Maybe he stole it from someone. Maybe it’s a B-Side to “Puff the Magic Dragon.” I don’t “get” […]

Rap Music for People who Hate Rap Music

“Harrumph!” you shout from your ivory tower of elitism, built on foundations of diamond-encrusted scoffs and platinum-coated eyerolls. “What’s all this about ‘Rap’ so-called ‘Music?’ In my day, people played tender ballads on guitars and panflutes while staring at the floor, terrified of being thought ‘subversive’ or ‘original!’ Musicians would cry themselves to sleep, ashamed […]

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New Music: “L’├ęcole des DJs” – FREE to Download!

Summer vacation? Not at Rap U. The Professor and his colleagues have been hard at work churning out tracks for the upcoming album “The Professor of Rap’s Dance Revolution.” The album won’t be available till the end of Summer (?), but on every Monday between now and its release, we’ll be dropping FREE teaser tracks […]